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Mk: 
Poet. Writer. Standard Variety Nerd.   
Unapologetically pedantic. 
This blog can go from puppies to politics to porn and back in .6 seconds.</description><title>Project Ehmkay Ultra:</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ehmkay)</generator><link>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Tralalalalalala waiting at the airport lalalalala</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Tralalalalalala waiting at the airport lalalalala&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/50486918588</link><guid>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/50486918588</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 05:34:32 -0400</pubDate><category>this is my life</category><category>I hate the waiting bit.</category><category>otherwise I quite enjoy flying</category></item><item><title>silverjimmy:

oh hey also I got rated a 7 last night by a very sweet well-meaning frat boy
I can’t...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://silverjimmy.tumblr.com/post/50307629916/oh-hey-also-i-got-rated-a-7-last-night-by-a-very" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;silverjimmy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;oh hey also I got rated a 7 last night by a very sweet well-meaning frat boy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can’t even remember what point he was trying to make but yeah, there’s that!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Glad you enjoyed my birthday party :P&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/50340996895</link><guid>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/50340996895</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 09:49:06 -0400</pubDate><category>how about silverjimmy?</category></item><item><title>Actors who COULD HAVE Played Khan</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kirstinthereckless.tumblr.com/post/50275286954/actors-who-could-have-played-khan" target="_blank"&gt;kirstinthereckless&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oded Fahr&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/eb62cc29053ead800b67f04ceec884a4/tumblr_inline_mmp6i4AhYF1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Naveen Andrews&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/72e74e4c511c60c882ec97aab11c70ce/tumblr_inline_mmp6jiNG1a1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="itemprop"&gt;Sendhil Ramamurthy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="itemprop"&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1af635472f29c259a179c7d8fa56d09e/tumblr_inline_mmp6nctsYY1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But no, this is the logical choice.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a5feda9e1510744ba53702a13984f9c2/tumblr_inline_mmp6zs0plN1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;







&lt;p&gt;Omg Oded yussss.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/50340882984</link><guid>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/50340882984</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 09:45:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Uuuggghhh.
Romantic frustration is infinitely worse than sexual frustration. 

Want to punch face....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Uuuggghhh.&lt;br/&gt;
Romantic frustration is infinitely worse than sexual frustration. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Want to punch face. Want to yell &amp;#8220;She isn&amp;#8217;t into you because she&amp;#8217;s an idiot. But I&amp;#8217;m right here God damn it.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/50339492762</link><guid>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/50339492762</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 09:11:21 -0400</pubDate><category>this is my life</category><category>romantical frustration</category></item><item><title>
Semi Transparent Randall (matches your blog background like the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/381a058ab7ea69ac8aedd504aead093d/tumblr_mlmnoq1PO11s5jjtzo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Semi Transparent Randall (matches your blog background like the real Randall!)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/50091250106</link><guid>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/50091250106</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 10:56:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I am so fucking emotional about Gatsby right now. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;I am so fucking emotional about Gatsby right now. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/50071653886</link><guid>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/50071653886</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 01:21:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Of course Shark Week would occur in time to ruin my birthday,
..At least it&amp;#8217;ll be over by the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Of course Shark Week would occur in time to ruin my birthday,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;..At least it&amp;#8217;ll be over by the time I have the actual party. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/50048947785</link><guid>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/50048947785</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 19:59:08 -0400</pubDate><category>this i</category><category>s my life</category></item><item><title>little-polka:

Prabhupada’s Palace of Gold 

New Vrindaban, West...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/faf132e0d72eec72cf2e8c2c9747dfd3/tumblr_mlmykbmRp11rtbn0xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Exterior&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bbbe312d3d7b27cbe0331f45add59656/tumblr_mlmykbmRp11rtbn0xo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Front&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6007da980a1273198dc8ee92b2405e4b/tumblr_mlmykbmRp11rtbn0xo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e314c266f33de26c6c5ec1d9435d817d/tumblr_mlmykbmRp11rtbn0xo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c79d0d58e13eaec4876ccbaae177e825/tumblr_mlmykbmRp11rtbn0xo5_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9bcd20fa51ac92e726f490b0b84315a8/tumblr_mlmykbmRp11rtbn0xo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b87d2b564ddf52bfd22586d3467cc4f5/tumblr_mlmykbmRp11rtbn0xo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Fountain in Rose Garden&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/48471c2f8b8e4686f496dfb081ba6040/tumblr_mlmykbmRp11rtbn0xo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Rose Garden&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://little-polka.tumblr.com/post/48583883518/prabhupadas-palace-of-gold-new-vrindaban-west" target="_blank"&gt;little-polka&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;big&gt;Prabhupada’s Palace of Gold &lt;/big&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;New Vrindaban, West Virgina, USA&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;(&lt;a href="http://www.worldtoptop.com/prabhupadas-palace-of-gold-the-taj-mahal-of-america/" target="_blank"&gt;credit&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is in WV?!?!? 0.o&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49953466285</link><guid>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49953466285</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 16:13:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0P7gar7efHI?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49939754668</link><guid>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49939754668</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 12:20:29 -0400</pubDate><category>this is so much better than it has any right to be oh my god yes</category></item><item><title>georgetakei:

Why take grandpa’s style when you can take...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d6f234b57f202172b48e0c30dcd3268/tumblr_mmhi765JKD1rlpicfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://georgetakei.tumblr.com/post/49935059319/why-take-grandpas-style-when-you-can-take" target="_blank"&gt;georgetakei&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Why take grandpa’s style when you can take grandma’s?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yes good. I like this. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49938337063</link><guid>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49938337063</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 11:52:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It&amp;#8217;s before noon and I&amp;#8217;ve made my bed, scrubbed half the counters, polished half the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;It&amp;#8217;s before noon and I&amp;#8217;ve made my bed, scrubbed half the counters, polished half the cabinets, taken out the trash, and done a crap ton of dishes and laundry. Obviously, I am a domestic goddess.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49937460463</link><guid>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49937460463</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 11:34:21 -0400</pubDate><category>the great unfucking of 2013</category></item><item><title>Just found $40 stashed in a long forgotten place. 
Yeah, that&amp;#8217;s mine now. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;Just found $40 stashed in a long forgotten place. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yeah, that&amp;#8217;s mine now. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49915459923</link><guid>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49915459923</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 01:12:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>angry cleaning is honestly my best cleaning</title><description>&lt;p&gt;angry cleaning is honestly my best cleaning&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49914382223</link><guid>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49914382223</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 00:52:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>pixelated-prose:

This is a quote from Ulysses by James Joyce....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3de72ea18e3cf62e5f14119403e67843/tumblr_mmgbccxlUk1rpeebxo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pixelated-prose.tumblr.com/post/49888682214/this-is-a-quote-from-ulysses-by-james-joyce" target="_blank"&gt;pixelated-prose&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is a quote from &lt;em&gt;Ulysses &lt;/em&gt;by James Joyce. Though I am not a great fan of his work, I am a great fan of this quote. And &lt;em&gt;Portal. &lt;/em&gt;And &lt;em&gt;Minecraft.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49910394095</link><guid>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49910394095</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 23:46:53 -0400</pubDate><category>these things never cease to impress me</category></item><item><title>silverjimmy replied to your post: uuuuggggh
yes I agree it took all my strength to not comment on...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://silverjimmy.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_5293d424d36f_40.png"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a class="tumblelog" href="http://silverjimmy.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;silverjimmy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; replied to your &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49908482449/uuuuggggh" target="_blank"&gt;post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;: &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49908482449/uuuuggggh" target="_blank"&gt;uuuuggggh&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;yes I agree it took all my strength to not comment on that, he seems to take every feminist post on facebook as a personal opportunity to blather&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the worst part is that his points aren&amp;#8217;t always invalid, they&amp;#8217;re just&amp;#8230; not quite on topic?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49910259207</link><guid>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49910259207</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 23:44:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>rabioheab:

i don’t mackle enough i need to mackle more 
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rabioheab.tumblr.com/post/47971237062/i-dont-mackle-enough-i-need-to-mackle-more" target="_blank"&gt;rabioheab&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i don’t mackle enough i need to mackle more &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49910164773</link><guid>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49910164773</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 23:43:28 -0400</pubDate><category>lame puns make my world go round</category><category>and macklemore puns are extra special</category></item><item><title>aseaofquotes:

Truman Capote, Breakfast at Tiffany’s
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e704a8deae0d9d3ba137fa9d7a2ca421/tumblr_mmeei93ePU1r46fnpo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.aseaofquotes.com/post/49896980273/truman-capote-breakfast-at-tiffanys" target="_blank"&gt;aseaofquotes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Truman Capote, &lt;em&gt;Breakfast at Tiffany’s&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49909742959</link><guid>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49909742959</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 23:37:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>uuuuggggh</title><description>&lt;p&gt;uuuuggggh&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49908482449</link><guid>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49908482449</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 23:19:53 -0400</pubDate><category>stfu jake</category><category>you are so bad at talking about specific things</category><category>you want to generalize fucking every damn thing</category></item><item><title>edgay:

when someone u like says or does something and makes your heart feel all fluttery

</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://edgay.tumblr.com/post/48331115696/when-someone-u-like-says-or-does-something-and" target="_blank"&gt;edgay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;when someone u like says or does something and makes your heart feel all fluttery&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/93a69568ec60c5b30ba88893c732aa1c/tumblr_inline_mlhfm8djVC1qz4rgp.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49907668337</link><guid>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49907668337</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 23:09:04 -0400</pubDate><category>this is my life</category></item><item><title>themunchkym:

rebeccaphilana:

themunchkym:

Is it rude to solve someone’s rubik’s cube and return...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://themunchkym.tumblr.com/post/49260724654/rebeccaphilana-themunchkym-is-it-rude-to" target="_blank"&gt;themunchkym&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rebeccaphilana.tumblr.com/post/49195397265/themunchkym-is-it-rude-to-solve-someones" target="_blank"&gt;rebeccaphilana&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://themunchkym.tumblr.com/post/49187397559/is-it-rude-to-solve-someones-rubiks-cube-and" target="_blank"&gt;themunchkym&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is it rude to solve someone’s rubik’s cube and return it to their desk while they’re away without saying anything?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do one step every day while they’re getting coffee or something.  See if they notice.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DAY ONE.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/438f9728433dcc2d2fa54395062a66f6/tumblr_inline_mm2pshlrLQ1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Got to the office about 10 minutes before anyone else. Ran over and placed two squares. Will finish the first cross tomorrow. New tag is “Kym does the cube”.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;UPDATE: The owner of the cube walked in and I had a mini heart attack. He wasn’t looking for me. I walked by his desk and the cube has not moved.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DAY TWO:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" class="toggle_inline_image inline_image constrained_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/15e438010276e62c57e8fd206a775589/tumblr_inline_mm4f414orv1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Should be studying for a test I have in six hours. Came into work even earlier anyway because I wanted to place squares.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DAY THREE:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" class="toggle_inline_image inline_image constrained_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7dee05561adb7199551e6ceed4227317/tumblr_inline_mm6p2t1UCU1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Slept in and didn’t make it to work before the cube’s owner. Have been checking his schedule and walking past his desk all day waiting for him to leave. While making a phone call, I saw him leave and ran to move a square into place. Had to explain to my first coworker what I’m doing. He laughed and agreed not to tell the cube’s owner. My mission continues.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;DAY FOUR:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/81e86841754e67dfe4f030e9313ae251/tumblr_inline_mm85xvPWgd1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Today is the end of the first week. So far, I have told 2 people in my office and have garnered 100 notes on tumblr.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am two squares away from completing the first layer. This is a very noticeable amount done, so once I complete the first side, I will turn it upwards to lessen the chances of him questioning it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49905927337</link><guid>http://ehmkay.tumblr.com/post/49905927337</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 22:47:08 -0400</pubDate><category>I am quite compelled</category><category>things of beauty</category></item></channel></rss>
