478,602 notes
05:55 AM . 07 January 2019

randomslasher:

princeanxious:

logan-exe:

theresneverenoughfandoms:

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

anony-phangirl:

theepitomeofamess:

quinintheclouds:

watfordwallflower:

magickspills:

drowningsun:

altadude:

tediousfeline:

carryonmy-assbutt:

iguanamouth:

prokopetz:

lightninjohn:

prokopetz:

equalistmako:

damianmcgintleman:

equalistmako:

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Yes.

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oh god theres art

@altadude you know what must be done.

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ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

I apologize to all my followers for this

if i had to read this you do too

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

………

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

Tis the season bitches

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

Why is this on my dash?

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

29,760 notes
05:53 AM . 07 January 2019

lgbtlaughs:

tumblr: hey we flagged some of your posts :) just ask us to review them if you think we’re wrong :) no we won’t link you directly to the post we’ve flagged :)

me, who has been running this blog for 9 years: 

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224,644 notes
05:52 AM . 07 January 2019
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smosh:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Baron Vaughn (x)

I’ve never seen such an appropriate font change in a gif set.

(Source: stand-up-gifs)

77,351 notes
03:53 PM . 05 January 2019

sabelmouse:

This fake yarn is supposedly better for sheep.

Aimed at people who don’t know where wool comes from, it’s 100% plastic. Yes, plastic.

So any garment you wash will release microfibres into the sea. It’ll never decompose.

You’re supposed to believe that sheep shearing is violent and cruel. There are imbeciles out there that work in an unprofessional manner while shearing, but that’s not the case overall.

Sheep don’t suffer from having their fleece removed.

Left on, the fleece can become a home for fly eggs and the subsequent maggots which can eat the sheep. Chemical treatments are available to prevent that happening. It’s much better for the sheep, the land and the farmer to avoid chemical use.

Don’t be fooled. Wool is a sustainable material, one we should make more and better use of.

111,170 notes
03:40 PM . 05 January 2019

valkyrieraisingcain:

heatandapathy:

This user is still gaining porn bot followers

This user has seen an increase in porn bot followers.

(Source: sharkboxes)

678,085 notes
03:38 PM . 05 January 2019

thetygre:

octobersparrow:

mythicgeek:

This is never not funny

rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens

trying out passwords

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(Source: thats-so-meme)

145 notes
02:45 AM . 28 December 2018

oneeyeddestroyer:

I need someone to touch me the way Eliot Waugh touches the people he loves.

1,670 notes
02:42 AM . 28 December 2018

thedarkside-and-thelight:

crazykatie16:

“Drowned in moonlight strangled by her own bra”
Carrie Fisher I love you May The Force be with you always

Remembering you today Carrie.  You are forever in our hearts.

Carrie Frances Fisher. October 21, 1956 – December 27, 2016

78,255 notes
02:00 AM . 23 December 2018

artsyneurotic:

so has anyone done this yet or

37,918 notes
01:54 AM . 23 December 2018

graven-by-a-ghoul:

this is… adhd culture

(Source: ralseistrans)

133,795 notes
01:47 AM . 23 December 2018

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind (tumblr safe version)

marauders4evr:

plaidadder:

crewdlydrawn:

poupon:

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This is it… this is the height of what memes and memetic culture can do and the purpose they can serve, and why it’s so important to have this freedom of expression and exchange. Protest, reference, the instant connection of ideas, heavy weighted messages conveyed by the simplest of means. This image speaks volumes about the state of internet politics right now, and it does so by omitting the most important and recognizable part of itself.

Also, look at the quality here and the effort the artist put into making Truth’s erasure so disturbingly seamless. 

Seriously this is impressive.

36,816 notes
01:37 AM . 23 December 2018

homotologist:

teashoesandhair:

teashoesandhair:

Tumblr’s new ban on NSFW content is working really well! Several historical blogs that I follow have been flagged as inappropriate for posting photos of Classical nude sculptures and paintings which are on public display in museums worldwide, and I’ve only been followed and reblogged by 5 porn blogs today! What a successful implementation of a totally useful and not at all spurious ban!

This post has now been reblogged or commented on by at least 6 porn blogs and honestly that just sums up the entire fucking debacle

Several scientific blogs I follow who post updated research are blurred too.

Like… @staff they’re talking about staph not y’all.

28,976 notes
09:38 AM . 09 December 2018

espikvlt:

hedwig-dordt:

prokopetz:

I think the real problem here is that big media corporations seem to believe that social media userbases are fungible, and persist in acting on this belief no matter how many times it’s demonstrated to be wrong.

There’s a specific pattern of events that plays out over and over (and over) again, and it looks something like this:

1. Social media platform becomes popular

2. Social media platform is purchased by big media corporation in order to gain access to it large user base

3. Big media corporation realises that social media platform’s demographics are not the demographics they want to sell things to.

4. Big media corporation institutes measures to drive away “undesirable” users, apparently in the honest belief that the outgoing users will automatically be replaced by an equal number of new, more demographically desirable users

5. This does not, in fact, occur

6. Social media platform crashes and burns

You’d think that, by the sheer law of averages, at least one person who’s capable of learning from experience would become involved in this whole process at some point.

That person has been fired 

1. Social media platform becomes popular because of sex workers.

Fixed it for you.

196,650 notes
09:18 AM . 09 December 2018

krinkshame:

*posts any picture*

tumblr:

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49,658 notes
10:01 PM . 05 December 2018
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